I'm moving to a new journal for reasons unknown, it might have something to do with my newly aquired syphallis.
(That last part was a joke by the way, I'm actually stricken with chlamydia)

"Yeah, so the problem is that I'm cool, just not in THAT way."

And I've done my division:
Trash into trash equals trash flavored trash.

~~Giant pink crocodile heads to come soon ( Read more... )

"So, we're pretty much going to die."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."

Here's a fun little tale for you all to hear. I was out with Abby last night headed over to see Corpse Bride when I suddenly pulled over the car and threw up all over the lawn of some bank. I guess eating a bag of Chilli-cheese Fritos and then a Chimichanga at Jose Muldoons was a bad call when I had to drive three hours from Colorado Springs. ( Read more... )

So, as many of you know, my older brother's been in the army for a few years now. He's done one year in Iraq and has been sitting in Germany for the last few months waiting to go back. Naturally, in the bum-fuck part of Germany he's in, there's not much to do but drink. Again, if you've ever heard me talk about Tom, you probably know that he likes ( Read more... )

THE REVOLUTION IS NOW ( Read more... )

Nyquil is the devil, in delicious little pill form. Example ( Read more... )

Yeah, my internet's been down again for the last few days, definitely makes me want to burn buildings. I can see it now: The Great Arson of 2005.....

A quick updae, more of a rebuttle to Alicia's OBVIOUS lies ( Read more... )