I wonder if you can pass an oral swab drug test by having someone just really coat your mouth with their saliva. I mean keep it in your cheeks and take the test.

It's worth a shot right?

The tale of Urthrun the Powerful.

Friends, I will speak to you each night about hero's you've never heard of. This is an account of a history long before ours, and goes back further than I would like to imagine. I have recorded it as faithfully as I could ( Read more... )

Mike Rowe has an amazing ability to keep down puke.

I come form the West Coast small town south side ( Read more... )

Soon I will purchase a tape recorder and record the conversations I have with my friends. These will be referred to as The Chronicles of Keith, and yes, each installment will be posted in my faithful LJ ( Read more... )

Lights go out and I can't be saved ( Read more... )

Thanks, that was fun.

"Hurt ( Read more... )

[Rain falling...machine gun fire...]

Hey! Hey lady! Hey, do you know where I can get some weed from?

Where the fuck are we man?I don't fucking know, hold on a second, I got an angle ( Read more... )