I honestly don't know what I'm going to be like physically going into school.

I haven't slept or eaten normally all summer and its starting to show. I'm starting to feel sick.

I just want to sleep and get my appetite back... is that too much to ask?!

Three weeks... 6 days..... three weeks.... 6 days....

You know what I just realized? I thought that I was going to write a very sad entry about how I was looking forward to sophomore year, how I was going to change, and how everything would be perfect... except that I hadn't changed and that nothing would be different, that I wasn't prepared and that my past would come to haunt me ( Read more... )

I think its about time I posted something strange, incoherant, and yet directly representative of my life thus far ( Read more... )

I am going insane ( Read more... )

1) Blueberries belong on waffles. Period ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q4ijksB41o

I am so pissed that its going to be another whole week before I can go partying... its been like 3 already. Oi.

Welcome to Brandeis, where fun goes to die.

I better get into a damn good med school for all this lol.

Mwahahahhahahahahahah the room is MIIIIIINE until Julia comes back from New Orleans...

MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

You wouldn't think that telling someone you Never Wanted to See Their F*CKING Face Again and having them spin off in their car while screaming SLUUUUUUUUUUT out the window would make your day...

But it totally made mine.

My name is Kristin, Bitchslapper of Assholes, Duchess of Telling Douchbags Where They Can Stick It

Huzzah!

XD

When with A, I don personality a. When with B, I don personality b. When with C, I don personality c, etc.

So f(x) = X

A + B = a + b

a+b = 2*physical forms

2(physical forms) is a nonreal number

Situation does not compute.

And if anyone tries to correct my math, I'll laser beam them. Frankly, I'm just not in the f*cking mood.

Oi, Dane Cook.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dane_cook_parlays_new_burger_king