Remember how I thought it was funny that a Jewel song inspired the solution to a life-altering decision?

Well I have decided to 100% OVERHAUL MY LIFE....

Because of a dream...

A dream that involved me fencing with an old man with a slice of pizza.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bush_cuts_off_diplomatic_relations

LOL

I'm scared.

But I always wanted a change.

I just never wanted to be healthy.

But if I ever want to change, I need to be healthy.

And thats why I'm scared.

This is for you, Marie.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070214/D8N9LRFG0.html

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I think a Jewel song just inspired me to make one of the most life changing decisions ever...

You have GOT to be shitting me...

::facepalm::

Well... its inspiration... and that doesn't just fall out of the sky that often...

This reminds me of KP in a few years. I know that made no sense.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/meth_addicts_demand_government

This reminded me of KP for some reason...

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/teachers_leave_of_absence_shrouded

Yes. I am going to yada-yada my entire year... and just say this:

Above all else, I want to turn this pain into something beautiful.

I think I'm regressing, I think I'm regressing. Its simply MADD-EN-ING! You have no idea... I want to laugh and laugh and laugh... sometimes I think its still the fall, and I don't know if I'm being pulled into the past or future. I think its wonderful, I am reclaiming some pieces of the past that are mine, mine, mine and no one elses. They are ( Read more... )