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[_dubya]

some of the promises i forgot to letchall know about in the rnc

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[teresahk]

Meanwhile-John will fix all that, including Iraq.
Teresa

[garofalo_j]

thank god, I thought you had died.

[_dubya]

nawh janeane i couldn't evuh leave you. i laike yer name its easy to spayle.

[garofalo_j]

you don't need to spell it correctly, as long as you know how to yell it ;-)

[blackjack]

Can you also promise that you will enact a bill changing the spelling of "Texan" to "Teaxan"?

[_dubya]

i'll talk to mr webster about that.

[dickc]

Now George, how many times do I have to tell you, there is no Mr. Webster. You told me you'd listen once you made it in.

[_dubya]

I know I know I'm sorry Dick.

[mrmarilynmanson]

Note to self.

*Continue to investigate possibility of moving to Germany if current political situation continues for another four years.

*Do more drugs to help stimulate the untaxed economy.

*Hire more prostitutes for above reason.

[teresahk]

To fix this-VOTE FOR JOHN!!! Not difficult. I can handle the First lady act so much better than Laura, Alex and Nessa can keep the first daughter act going, and my boys can do the first son act.
Love,
teresa

[dickc]

Put in bill so the government gives free condoms to democrats, no need to have them liberals reproducing left and right.

[_dubya]

amen brotha!

[clockwork_apple]

I hate freedom & poor people. Will you be my friend?

[_dubya]

do you hate gays too? i think we could work something out.