y'all thoughtcha were gettin' rid of me, didncha ( Read more... )

WILL THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR ME PLEASE STAND UP ( Read more... )

well its rael offishal. I WON!

elevated states raights fer taexas! woohoo!

VOTE FER BUSH!

yew peeple in flurda don't needta worry. i've gotchall alll fixed up :D

did yawl catch me on that debate. i really told that kerry.

some of the promises i forgot to letchall know about in the rnc ( Read more... )

since GOD (the_1_true_god) has stopped calling me, i made a temporary pact with satan (the1_true_satan): i got aim dumb like dubya in exchange for being able to say nuclear for a day.

god is my best friend and tells me how to run the united states. well, him and dick cheney.