I have survived my first day at New Work! I was completely convinced I was going to turn up and someone would say "oh! -- there's been a mistake. We hired somebody else." ( But no. )
It was very confusing. Starbucks makes me confused, with its fancy newfangled coffee inventions. I should not go there. Also my gingerbread latte cost me more than my lunch, and my lunch cost me too much. This extra £25 a month I'm now earning is going to go entirely on Starbucks, I fear.
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Best line ever. Sounds like a good start!
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JC would be so proud of you. You speak fluent JC-ese!
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It is the highest of achievements!
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Go you!!!!
it tasted kind of like a cross between the Wizard of Oz and Hansel and Gretel, melted down into liquid form
O.o That sounds like a very confusing taste indeed!
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