I have taken up a hermitage. True enlightment, etc, etc.

god this is boring.

and this isn't because mom took away my rifle. really. I am not sulking in my room so don't check. Genuine hermitage, yessiree shutting up now

Um, the war appears to be going well.

Except Elphir got captured and is apparently in bed with the enemy and so is Valandil.

And I think that means I'm in charge of the whole thing now.

Goodness.

*twists crown*

Where's a rifle when you need it?

Hello. You may be wondering about our stance on the recent war between Dol Amroth and Rohan.

Well, since Rohan is a bunch of fuckheads who annexed us once we're heading over to Dol Amroth to go help shoot things.

Thank you.

This has been a public service announcement.

Have seized control of Gondor while everyone was off busy doing other things.

ALL HAIL KING ELDARION! LAST KNOWN KING OF EOGOND!

You know, that doesn't actually sound that promising.

Item one: My head. What the hell was in that strudel they forcefed me.

Item two: Telperien has wandered off and began singing to the squirrels about how the berries say she has to kill them.

Item three: I should probably get to know my father. Who I previously knew as the uncle dad Aragorn told me to never go near because he was going to suck ( Read more... )

This entire thread both explains so much, relieves me to incredible degrees, and also makes me want to curl up with a stuffed animal and cry ( Read more... )

My mother is back! And she hasn't been cruel to me yet ( Read more... )

Went on date with Telperien. Discovered there was life outside of the voices and revolutionary pamphlets ( Read more... )

Being Elfhild's apprentice is interesting. All I actually do is sit there and eat nachitos while she fawns over hobbits.

I may be supposed to take notes, I'm thinking.

Also, I have it on Motheaten's word that 'the weemon love me'. Despite the fact that with this icon I look like I'm sitting on a clock tower with a rifle ( Read more... )

So, I've become a socialist with Anarion as my guide and teacher ( Read more... )