::feels her calm ebbing away the more she thinks about HIS return::

::sits in her lawn with an ample amount of alcohol supply and cries broods::

::hopes this doesn't give her any wrinkles::

...

WHY ME? WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?

::heads out for a leisurely stroll in the park which may be followed by some retail therapy if the mood strikes her::

::walks past the ashes of Turgon's house, catches the latest gossip that Caranthire's in-laws are back in town, is told that Curufin's son has decided to show up for the third bloody time and some Valar are being sued by an angry ( Read more... )

::hears about Caranthire's twins::

::misses her own days of pregnancy and motherhood::

::lights a nice little cigarette, wears her most expensive designer rose-tinted glasses and goes out for a walk::

The aim is to think about the good sides of not being broody, yes.

::watches infomercials on her uncanonical television from the comfort of her tub, not minding the amalgamation of cigarette butts, match sticks and crumpled up papers she has wasted while trying to come up with another epic::

::wonders what the world is like outside::

...

::decides to take a sneak peek and steps out of her tub, unaware of her ( Read more... )

::decides that there is no particular reason for her existence and the universe won't burst into atoms if she isn't in this particularly hideous and chaotic world ( Read more... )

EVERYONE! PAY ATTENTION!!

...thank you. I needed that. >:D

::gets tired of painting alone in her studio::

::paints a signboard and hangs it outside of her mansion gates::

Artist for Hire.
Low rates, high quality service. For comissioning artwork, step right in. Mind the deadly poisonous choking vines imported from Mirkwood, will you?

::is fretting about the mention of landmines in the park::

::walks out into the main square of Aman and lays down in the middle of the road as a silent protest against landmines::

Because, dammit, I didn't move here to see my baby my boys somebody I love blown to pieces by these barbaric weapons. BAN ALL LANDMINES! And what money you save from ( Read more... )

::gets a new avatar because of the fickle mun syndrome::

::dyes her hair and goes out for a walk::

( ::buys a home for herself and her son:: )