Just because something is considered a cliche doesn't mean it's untrue.
Yes, children, ignorance is bliss.
Or for the sake of precision- if you don't know something, it can't hurt you.

I've read The Allegory of the Cave. And I've watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I like to consider myself at least a slightly "enlightened" individual ( Read more... )

When I was little my Daddy would sit me down every morning and brush my hair exactly 100 times. It was always so soft and shiny afterwards, "Like strands of copper" he would say. I think that made me feel loved more than anything else any man has ever done for me.

Michael's Father passed away, so it's back to KY for the weekend. I just don't know what to do, how to help. I've never lost anyone before. Michael and I argue all the time because he thinks I'm selfish, and if ever in my life I am able to be un-selfish I want it to be right now, for him. We have our problems, but regardless of what they are or ( Read more... )

"When the cynic comes out, you know its time to stop. When your ass comes out, you know you should have stopped two drinks ago ( Read more... )

A couple hours ago I turned the big one-niner.
And what was I doing? Playing Mario Party on the ole' N64, when what should come up but ( this. )

( A comprehensive complination of online quizzes for your careful consideration. )

bored. that's me.
I took a quiz on PsychologyToday.com, and I'm pretty sure I need therapy.
surprised? I'm not.

oh bother.
Sometimes it's just so hard to care.
Guess what? Fortune cookies were an AMERICAN invention. Chinese people don't even like them. Funny stuff...

It's so much harder to live with another person than I thought. You want to know why? You can never. really. know. somebody. You don't know what they think about you or what they dream about ( Read more... )

For Valentines day I gorged myself on delectable food at a quaint eating establishment named Ryan's. Fuck flowers and chocolates, give me an 11oz steak and I'll love you forever ( Read more... )

I realize that I don't have any goals. Of course there are things I'd like to do before I pass on the the next stage of existence, like have children, and open a bookstore; but these things are just general accomplishments, not really something that I can focus on acheiving in the immediate future. My life has no direction or purpose. I'm just ( Read more... )