_excalibur

I HAVE AN EDUCATION TO CULTIVATE. I HAVE A LIFE TO LIVE. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SIT DOWN AND READ THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO APPRECIATE THE ENDEARING STORYTELLING OF J.R.R. TOLKIEN. I'M A BIG, BLACK COCK. A COCK! A COCK! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. I REALLY CAN'T. RIGHT NOW, I AM JUMPING OFF THE METAPHORICAL CLIFF THAT IS ( Read more... )

ha.

_excalibur May 12, 2004 23:19

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_excalibur May 12, 2004 20:42

My name is Nikolai. I am the lovechild of Rasputin and Richard Simmons, but because of differences of political views and possible confusion with the press, I was abandoned in the backhouse of a prominent Republican and raised as a careerman. Now I must go and kill the vampires with a crossbow and a very very good. A very very good.

I'm at my wits end, Geometry! Lay off!!

_excalibur Mar 30, 2004 18:14

All I can think of is two sticks and a boom boom. I feel that this one phrase has taken my mind out of my skull, reshaped it, and then put it back inside, covered in glue and macaroni and marker and glitter and duck tape and colored pencil and crayon and paint and more glue...well basically any material one might use in kindergarten. But I think ( Read more... )