Excalibur, after polishing off a couple dogs, has just completed the novel "The Perks of Being a Wallflower", as recommended by his eternal hussy, Rebecca. It was great! Although the desecrating one doesn't usually like to enjoy things put out by the media or even by MTV BOOKS, he feels that this is an exception. Just Look at it. It's ( Read more... )

Listen. I am Excalibur, called by some the Phallus of Destruction, but called Ridiculously Sexy by most. I am a superhero/supervillian who stalks the earth, assraping anything I can find...well any Man, Woman, Dog, or Child I can find. Anyway, being a crazed cock deity at all times gets kind of harsh, and I really just feel that I need to air ( Read more... )