"Once he tasted some chamomile tea and sent it back, saying only: "This stuff tastes of window." Both she and the servants were surprised because they had never heard of anyone who had drunk boiled window, but when they tried the tea in an effort to understand, they understood: it did taste of window."
-GGM (L in the T of C"Outfoxed by all the ( Read more... )

"you can't give a set-up like that and not... deliver"
-Adam Goldberg

-You see something down there, Margie?
-No, I just think I'm gonna barf!

I don't wanna write this down, I wanna tell you how I feel right now.
-mos def