i just remembered a long time ago when kristie and i use to think that we would still have/write in our lj all the way until we were thirty and had children. i guess i didn't really live up to my end of the deal.

anyway, in the past 2 years i have moved out of my parents house, got a really good serving/bartending job, and got married to my best ( Read more... )

why wont lj work for me?

bouncer bouncer bounced.

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Not forget poland.

Get your resolution here

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Masturbate with the opposite hand.

Get your resolution here

I recall walking amongst the trees that fateful afternoon. The fog settling in and the dewy grass only seemed to thicken my confusion. My shoes became stuck in mud every 4 steps. I notice things like that. The trees gathered more spite and the air became dirtier. Eventually these random dwindling thoughts started a bit of a game playing a shoving ( Read more... )

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"It's amazing how pretty someone could be if they just plucked their eyebrows."

there was this one time in september when i thought about calling you while you were at school. i was going to leave a voicemail explaining that i didn't want things to turn out the way they did, but i also knew that i didn't want to change the way things were.
so instead i decided to delete your number.

but i think i made a mistake.

FRIENDS ONLY!

if you go to clarenceville dont bother commenting, i wont add you.

i faintly remember someone telling me four months ago that they feel sorry for me because, "i wont have any friends because they will realize how they have to kiss my ass," or something along those lines ( Read more... )