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My new roommate has a cat that won't stop trying to bite me. It's like it's the fucking thing's sole purpose in life. And then when I go into my room it sits outside crying like a douche.

It's only a matter of time before I fling it into the ocean.

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[dgt2]

fling it into da ocean mon

[markos]

hahahahahahaha you have a roommate?!

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i have 2. both are chix.

[markos]

Oh...damn...:(

[cookiecache]

goddamn it fap that image is so old

[markos]

old like your cooch

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retard, this post wasn't about the picture. the image was merely a compliment to my dilemma. try to pay attention next time.

[cookiecache]

like i actually read shit on my friends list

[d_anin]

it never stops being funny

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my cock?

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YET