Yeppers, I'm still sportin' the tighty whities these days. In fact, I've been autographing my unlaundered briefs with glitter pens and selling them through the Belgian chapter of my fan club. If you'd like a pair, give me a holla, bud!
Wow Sean, I am a HUGE fan (and I mean that in the way that you're thinking right now). The Faustine debacle has us all pretty torn up inside, and I want you to know that if you just need someone to hold you, to care for you, I'll be there. Also, if your legs are tired your can sit on my face.
I dunno, dude, sitting on your face could be a little uncomfortable with that beard of yours and all...but just holding each other could be cool, man - just two regular guys helpin' each other through a rough time, right?
But don't tell _ruprecht_ - he sorta pays for shit around here and might not understand if he saw us, you know, like holdin' each other and shit...
Well, maybe it would just be easier, for us and for everybody, if maybe we hid in some dark place while we... held each other. Say the basement perserves pantry or that large trunk in the attic? Does _faustine_ still have that walk-in shoe closet? That would be the perfect place.
(Hurt Me! Hurt Me!) But the Pants Stay On!_faustine_June 22 2004, 15:48:29 UTC
Okay, man, I think I know what you're getting at, and that's cool, I mean, I have nothing against queers and all, but we'll have to limit whatever happens to necking and above-the-clothes stuff.
A 1990 article from the The American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology described a case in which a 29-year-old woman visited a clinic "complaining of missed periods and seeking termination of a possible pregnancy." The examining physician found and removed a "cylindrical mass of pale-gray tissue" (7 cm long and 3 cm in diameter) from her vagina. The elicitation of "further historical information" from the patient confirmed that "the object was a deer tongue used for masturbation."
#1. It wasn't a 29-year-old woman. It was a 20-year-old boy. #2. It wasn't "complaining of missed periods." It was "complaining of missed bowel movements." #3. It wasn't her vagina. It was his mangina. #4. It wasn't a deer tongue. It was a Ziploc bag full of centipedes.
That's the last time I'm gonna address this issue!
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Yeppers, I'm still sportin' the tighty whities these days. In fact, I've been autographing my unlaundered briefs with glitter pens and selling them through the Belgian chapter of my fan club. If you'd like a pair, give me a holla, bud!
No word yet from Faustine. Keep praying for us...
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What can we do to get Faustine back?
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But don't tell _ruprecht_ - he sorta pays for shit around here and might not understand if he saw us, you know, like holdin' each other and shit...
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#1. It wasn't a 29-year-old woman. It was a 20-year-old boy.
#2. It wasn't "complaining of missed periods." It was "complaining of missed bowel movements."
#3. It wasn't her vagina. It was his mangina.
#4. It wasn't a deer tongue. It was a Ziploc bag full of centipedes.
That's the last time I'm gonna address this issue!
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