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ooh, sweet miss no_pants_island has the askings for me to do this:

what are your 6 favorite songs at the moment?

1. it's like sin y'all by dj freddy, king of pants.
2. your new album sucks by first person shooter.
3. love, thy will be done by martika.
4. the sloshing sounds of sean's nightly gangbangings by large dark men at the homelesse schelter5. the thong ( Read more... )

many thanx to sweet mikeymoz for bringing along me and sean and _ruprecht_ and claude as human shields for his group of merry students on their recent voyagings to central asia.


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sad times hardshipments have befallen us once again:

( i have contracted LIDS [lemur immune deficiency syndrome] and sean has been gay-bashed by the east coast american gays in washingtons, dc. )

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recent monetary beleaguerments have imposed a vagabond-like existence upon myself, sean, and our dead baby girl chris howe. although sean's hobbit money has dried up, his shire sauce has not - a fact which landed me a low-paying but much needed job with the polyphonic spree: in return for nightly lovemakings with sean, the group's lead singer ( Read more... )

thanks in part to bluejayway (who suggested that sean send a rope down the commode to fetch me) and to mikeymoz (who sent pocket uzi's with which i slew the diaphanous kimmy gibbler ghost-mantis), i have been rescued from the beyond. while a prisoner of the next dimension, i gave birth to an unusually large yet beautiful dead baby girl. i will name her chris howe ( Read more... )

Hey, guys, it's me Sean.


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life in simi valley has not been the idyll sean and i had hoped for. disturbances in our new home haunt our newfound domesticity: lights flicker, iridescent fogs billow from closets, strange voices emanate from unplugged stereo speakers. it is not entirely dissimilar to a night at klub boofenhaus back home. these disturbances occur mostly at night ( Read more... )