somewhere in tyme...

[_faustine_]

Comments

[nayrb7]

darling,

please tell sean congrats for me on his new book.

i expect an autographed copy in the mail!

[_faustine_]

it may be difficult for sean to sign anything - the stocks have given him terrible carpal tunnel syndrome in both hands.

[mikeymoz]

nayrb7 is plagued by similar predicaments, though caused by other types of unwholesome reasons.

[nayrb7]

i've healed immensely, mostly thanks to a revolving door of houseguests and anticipated fun-times xxx-plosions with another real-life human being

[mikeymoz]

i've always loved all your old standards, fausti, particularly your interpretive syringe-spiked jig.

lauryn frequently pops up in my toilet as well ; it's nothing to worry about. fun times using her face as target practice !!

[_faustine_]

i fear lauryn brings great evil to fairhaven, but i cannot resist her utterances, and i willingly do her bidding.

did our dead baby girl chris howe leave her spongebob lunchpail at your new york city tymes apartments?

[mikeymoz]

i hope the dead girl doesn't mind but i've transformed part of the pitiful pail into a jumbo sized ashtray ; the other part makes a nice planter for my adorable wacky tobbacky plant i picked up in mendocino county.

[transzero]

Testing... testing... is this thing on? I am Transzero speaking to you from a wireless microphone. Have no fear in the presence of evil doer Laryn Shrill, her voice is known to make one lose all control of any bodily functions. I was once listening to 'That Thing,' and I swear if I didn't fart, shit, vomit, and belch at the same moment. Whenever I'm feeling a little 'heavy' I put on her Unplugged album. I just need to remember not to listen to it when driving.

[_faustine_]

oh, zero, you mock my paine! my lauryn hill seeing stone has gone dormant now for many days. i cannot eat or sleep. i wait for her to reappear, but she does not...

[_faustine_]

i will do whatever i can to be helpfuls.