Comments | _faustine_: sean now has a size 44 anus...

_faustine_

sean now has a size 44 anus...

Sep 02, 2004 13:53

recent monetary beleaguerments have imposed a vagabond-like existence upon myself, sean, and our dead baby girl chris howe. although sean's hobbit money has dried up, his shire sauce has not - a fact which landed me a low-paying but much needed job with the polyphonic spree: in return for nightly lovemakings with sean, the group's lead singer ( Read more... )

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jimmymontrose September 2 2004, 13:19:00 UTC

Yo Faustine, when are you comin down to the Dirty Dirty, girl! w00t! w00t!

_faustine_ September 2 2004, 13:28:18 UTC

i will be in the atl for the next dirrty ballz cd release party, but i am fearful because sean does not know about evander...

seattlewolf September 2 2004, 13:37:32 UTC

My thoughts are with Jesus, and Jesus is with you so therefore my thoughts are with you.

Did you know Jesus had a huge nutsac? It's on the shroud of Turin.

Is it wrong to think impure thoughts if those thoughts are also about Jesus?

I love Sean.

_faustine_ September 2 2004, 13:57:41 UTC

Ssshhhhh! Hey, dude, it's me, Sean. Ssshhhhhh! I don't want _faustine_ or those other fuckers to know, but we need to hook up again some time soon, okay dude? Hopefully before we go back to Holland or something. Shit, Fausti's comin' so I gotta bolt. Keep in touch...

seattlewolf September 2 2004, 14:45:13 UTC

You just say the word and I'll be all over you like the stars are all over the night sky.

and I'll bring the barbeque sauce this time.

And don't worry I'll keep it discreet (like ooooh, on the TLC tip) for ya. Just sneak in that window I keep unlocked and sit on my face.

nayrb7 September 2 2004, 17:08:24 UTC

i knew we'd get along, sean. ever since i found out we had the same birthday

oh and i have the girlie show 'vogue' mp3 chrissy wanted. what's her gmail addy?

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mikeymoz September 3 2004, 09:26:36 UTC

did you wash the sheets?

_faustine_ September 3 2004, 09:54:15 UTC

we cut up your sheets into small squares to be used as puff pastry for our tarte tatin. we used leftover cole slaw from fun american restaurant popeye's to fill the ramekins. nayrb7 said you wouldn't mind.

mikeymoz September 3 2004, 16:35:09 UTC

did somebody say, "ramekin" ?

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mikeymoz October 5 2004, 15:24:47 UTC

fausti, schatzie, as a proud member of pour_fourrure i hereby invite you to join ; i think you will like our little community. tell your brother too.

ms. guggenheim no_pants_island October 12 2004, 06:57:22 UTC

have you gotten one of these yet?

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mikeymoz October 23 2004, 12:58:35 UTC

what is that?

no_pants_island October 23 2004, 15:57:29 UTC

it's a living coat made of tissue, everyone wants one.