Last night I got in an accident in Charlotte and an hour and $750 later was driven home by not one but TWO different cops. I was dropped off at the state line by the Charlotte cop and then courtesy driven the rest of the way home by a Fort Mill cop. I felt like an interstate lot lizard or something. Upside: I learned everything I ever wanted to ( Read more... )

The trash trucks always scare me awake really badly and give me goosebumps with their monsterous thudcrunchscree eat me alive in my bed kind of noises. I do kind of enjoy the spot in my brain that still doesn't fully believe they are just a normal part of urbane life, that conjures up uncomfortable images of evil transformers or Maximum Overdrive ( Read more... )

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tonight is very unsettling to me. i can't really put it into words. there is a really intense fight down the street where i keep hearing bro-dude Wylin Out on some nutso chick. cops have been called. 4 blocks worth of yelling and echoing slapping and it really messed up everything in the air tonight. eerie fog and almost full moon. it is ( Read more... )

Essay Section:

In the space below, justify your existence. Be sure to provide examples and show your work.

LJ owner's Disclaimer: Tara is a flaming tard. And yes I am one of those lame people that wander onto LJ at other people's houses. But it was legit.

i think that
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ridiculous things i feel liks saying but don't actually believe at all:people that literally believe a snake talked to two people thousands of years ago and that this is the sole reason for humanity's condition on this planet (and not clearly an allegory) should be put into rockets and sent directly to the sun ( Read more... )

thanks times a million plus one to everyone who came. especially jeremy ray for singing about drunken bike riding and collar bone breaking, thomas for asserting his manhood through song, oscar for doing the best leonard cohen impression ever, and christina for springing out of her sober shell and unleashing her meltinyourmouth beautiful amazing ( Read more... )

tell me what you really think of me and then make it all better.