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I don't care who you vote for, you can write in Mickey Mouse for all I care, but you need to go out and vote today. It is your civic duty.

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them ( Read more... )

Your Sex Sign is...

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They tell us at work that we need to send some people to a store in Pennsylvania to help out, I said that I would help, I needed a break from North Carolina anyway. When I get home I look up where the store is and I discover that it is between Philly and where you live, so i let you know that I am going to be there and if I get any time off I will ( Read more... )

( ) snuck out of the house ( Read more... )

This journal is for my "secret passions", lol. For my regular LJ go chanaderlerbong and read all about my boring life.