Irony: noun. Getting physically stabbed in the back after the metaphorical one I delivered upon the captain. At first, I only paid attention to the overwhelming pain of being stabbed, but after saving him, I had time to reflect on it. It made me feel even more awful. Even though I tell myself it was all Bester's fault...a part of me feels ( Read more... )

Oh man, Ivanova told me the funniest joke the other day, but I completely forgot it! Susan, what was the joke again? Post it in here, so other people can get a great laugh from it.

My daughter is truly shaping up to be quite the athlete. She gave Stephen a run for his money, and he's always been a great tennis player. I'm pretty good, too, but the cigars have slowed me down just enough where I know it won't be too much longer before she can whoop me. And that will be up there as one of the proudest days of my life. She's ( Read more... )

I wake up after being out for a couple of weeks, and all hell has broken loose. The president's been assassinated, Jeff's been relocated to Minbar of all places, and some EA hotshot has been installed as the new head honcho around here. And I still don't even know who shot me. Right now, I trust this new captain maybe just a little more than ( Read more... )

I've been having these dreams I recall in fragments. At first, I was just in a murky cloud, screaming something indecipherable. I would stumble upon a mirror in the midst of the nothingness and just see a jigsaw puzzle caricature of my face, as if I was rearranged and stuck back together in a methodical manner of bad intent. My mirror face was ( Read more... )

I finally got a message back from L, so I know she's alive. Small comfort, since that's where the good news ends. Somehow she found the time not only to tie the knot, but she also got knocked up by some arthouse jerk named Franz ( Read more... )