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i'm just so bored.

i hate college but i'm lovin the life that comes with it.
i'm pathetic, however, and need to accomplish more.
wasting too much time.

i need to get a sketch show together.
i need to do more videos.
i need to finish writing my book.
i need to bone hot bitches.

christian man

She wants a christian man
i am neither of the two.

it almost seems that the faith in the man                                  is more important to her                                                  than the man himself.

some of the most despicable human beings in history were christians:
serial killers,
psychopaths,
rapists,
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I've been noticing lately... porn has lost all integrity.

For one, what's the deal with the lack of crew?
Porn these days must have a really tight budget because they hire one dude to do both the filming and the fucking.
Like... seriously... you can't get a cameraman?

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I’m 17, goddamnit. Why am I still hanging onto my virginity? You know that friend you grow up spending so much time with because your mothers always set up little play-dates? Completely conflicting interests, utterly incompatible, yet you get so used to his company that it’s easier-said-than-done to kick them to the curb? That’s my virginity: ( Read more... )

My life is always changing.
But it changed more than ever last year.
For better, for worse. I'm not sure.
We'll see what this year holds.
Or should I say "I'll see..."

Masturbation
Though it's kind of embarassing for me to say,
I tend to masturbate several times each day.
But it's not what it seems. It's just that at seventeen,
It's the closest I can get to living out my dreams.

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If you had asked me an hour prior to this moment if I had ever been punched in the face, my answer would have been “No.” But that answer would have only been acceptable for the next 30 minutes or so, until some point between my departure from the Damien football game at Claremont High School and me standing in the middle of an empty park next to ( Read more... )

I don't stress
too much
trying
to impress
by keeping
my car's appearance
maintained.

Cos I know that
after dark
when our headlights
are on,
every car really
looks
the same.

All those
perfect paintjobs
and
radiating rims
never were
concerns of
mine.

I've always known
that at night
in my prime
I'm gonna shine
so bright,
baby,
shine.