hey everyone who may or may not read my journal ( Read more... )

this is the best thing I've ever written.

http://www.chaser.com.au/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=3298&Itemid=44

that is all.

seriously. I'm not.

that's why everyone can go to hell.

(except you)

more when I'm feeling locquacious.

...

yep - it's that time of the week...

you can read my new column HERE

if no one reads it I don't get paid. and they'll hit me with sticks. and you don't want that to happen, do you?

really?

oh.

bugger.

Moving house is the quite probably the most fucked activity in the world. I am going to do my best to never, ever have to do it again ( Read more... )

I did something last night which was so terrifyingly male, I'm now convinced that stereotyping is for real ( Read more... )

...

this week's column is up - you can read it HERE or else.

This week I explore the wonderful world of murder, terrorists, daredevils, unclean bohemians and the possibility of a class-action suit against the evil that is Pepsi Cola.

*spooky music ( Read more... )

...

the latest instalment of my new blog is up... this week, I'm taking on the rioting frogs, Condi for VP, pot-smoking degenerates, the union movement and (again) my own obvious problems with arriving at weddings on time, sober, or even remotely dressed for the occasion.

you can read it HERE

enjoy!

...

here is my new house... http://www.domain.com.au/Public/PropertyDetails.aspx?adid=4365092#


( Read more... )