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_guillotine__ Jul 09, 2012 11:08

time to give livejournal a very abbreviated life update from my phone while I soak in a bath. I got this neat job driving a gigantic penguin-painted truck around and selling shaved ice to kids at all kinds of events. I quit the thrift store for this job and a giant boulder of misery was lifted off my life and I felt happy and awesome. getting paid ( Read more... )

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_guillotine__ May 15, 2012 23:33

Any time I see him I want to move to a different universe.

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_guillotine__ Mar 06, 2012 10:17

it's spring break! I work part time now so I have a crazy four days off! and my car is in the shop so I have only house-obligations ( Read more... )

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_guillotine__ Dec 23, 2011 20:29

I am writing this from my hiding place in the bathroom at work. This is one of those jobs where you have to go hide, take deep breaths and talk yourself back into going back out there. I am being dramatic but also kind of serious. Anyway I ask to go to the beathroom all the time here, partially because I drink a thousand gallons of water a day and ( Read more... )

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_guillotine__ Dec 21, 2011 15:02

I decided to stop celebrating Christmas.

I decided to cut off my own head.

P.S. How do I get paid/make a living/survive as an activist?

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_guillotine__ Nov 26, 2011 19:26

Hi livejournal. What's new in my life is I mostly hate my new job and I'm looking for another. I've fallen victim to mindless entertainment again, and I can't stop watching American Horror Story or Game of Thrones. I also play Skyrim when I have the time (twice in three weeks). Whoops, couch life. But I don't have the slightest guilt about my new ( Read more... )

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_guillotine__ Sep 18, 2011 17:21

Hi livejournal getting your wisdom teeth removed is horrible and I do not recommend it. I'd rather have crooked teeth ugh

dream

_guillotine__ Jul 26, 2011 09:40

I was in the house I grew up in with Hans and my family. We were sitting on the couch, various blunt objects in our hands, awaiting the arrival of a zombie horde. The zombies were all bone-thin. In fact I don't think they were even anatomically correct. My dream must have added extra bones to achieve the level of skeletal creepiness these guys ( Read more... )

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Haus

_guillotine__ Mar 08, 2011 15:14

My house is beautifullll and I want to invite every one I know over. There is still work to be done, though, so a housewarming will have to wait. I hear Kenya in the kitchen is she moving a plate around? Kenya, what are you doing. The other night Hans came into the living room from the kitchen, leaped over the back of the couch and, landing next to ( Read more... )

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_guillotine__ Feb 22, 2011 15:05

I'm typing this on one bar of stolen wifi connection, so, brief ( Read more... )