Oh man, I had to get out of Los Angeles. Something freaky is going on there and it's causing everyone to get their freak on. Not like I can do that considering I'll fry anyone I touch or who is misfortunate enough to touch me ( Read more... )

I'm on my way back from Greece. Locating the statue wasn't easy. The collector was one of those paranoid types that invested in guard dogs, hired security guards, electric fenses, and all kinds of fun security devices. It's been awhile since I had a challenge like that ( Read more... )

The meeting with Lindsey McDonald went alright. He explained the importance of making sure no demon actually acquired the key to the throne because then they would be king and who really wants to bow to a king. Yeah, no joke. Lev is cool and all, but I don't bow for nobody ( Read more... )

Woah. The world is like falling apart in California. I've been working on a private job for one of the clients of Wolfram and Hart. Lilah set the job up and it's been mutually beneficial for all parties. Levuis had a strange request a few days ago. He wanted me to find some key to the throne. The actual name is 'the key to the throne'. You'd think ( Read more... )

I found the computer discs. Tried to go into Wolfram and Hart to give them to Lilah and there was this um blue chick standing in the hall and looking really pissed off. I decided maybe it wasn't a good time to hand the discs over. Once I got out of the office, I was walking back to my car and some little demon like bug jumped out of this hole in ( Read more... )

I'm back in LA. Lilah called and said she had a job for me. I went to meet her and um, yeah, she got hot. Like really HOT. Then I realized she got a little freak in her. Not me...I didn't go there. Not exactly my type, but she isn't exactly human anymore ( Read more... )

I flew all the way to Athens in search of that last scroll. I nearly got busted breaking into a safe at a Museum and when I get back to my hotel there is a phone message waiting for me from Dylan Daniels ( Read more... )

I've recieved four phone calls about a possible missing scroll. I know I gave Mr. Giles all the ones I found, but if there is a missing one out there ( Read more... )

I took the consulting job that Lilah offered. She had a client in need of my services in Venice, turns out the guy was so impressed with the job I did for him, he offered me a job working strictly for him for a few months. He has to go on a tour of a few major countries and there are some precious items he'd like retrieved from each place ( Read more... )

_vince_ and I arrived in Sunnydale this afternoon. rixte met us outside of Minions R Us and just like last time we executed the plan. I zapped him and she ported him before he knew what happened. She assured me she dropped him off with _roxie_ after placing a charm on his gun so it can only shoot flowers. Heh ( Read more... )