today is hollie's 21st birthday, but i'd say the real reason to celebrate is that as of right now i am 100% debt free.

dr. phil says breaks are necessary for all young lovers but it's only been 15 minutes and i already miss him.

all of the events that took place yesterday are top secret,
but if you ask boyfriend i'm sure he'll tell you that it was his best birthday ever and no one will ever out beat it.

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so today at the mall a fucking retard spit on me.

see, theres this boy. he basically means every thing to me. we've got something goin on that only we understand. so clearly you should be jealous. he opens doors for me, buys me flowers, holds me when i cry,

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apparently september is my favorite month for head injuries.
last year: trash can to the dome, this year: metal ass shower rack.

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THROW YO MOTHER FUCKIN DIAMONDS UP!

meg bonezzz: asian dads wear fanny packs?
tuff man leann: yeah, @ disney land

you really do learn something new every day.