I've got another treat for you. I have a new draft of the script for you to have a read of. It's just got a few changes to it. I think this may be the *whisper*final draft.
I don't know if anyone would be interested, but Kevin Smith has casts the lead in his next flick, Zack and Miri make a porno". Click the link to find out who.
Let's face it - when you get drunk/high you lose all control and do stupid stuff. Unfortunately in your case those propaganda anti-escapism commercials prove true.