Comments | _havemylettuce: no need for a subject with all this reading you have to do even though i'm writing one now anyway

_havemylettuce

no need for a subject with all this reading you have to do even though i'm writing one now anyway

Jun 12, 2006 20:35

i think the chick to the right of me in my math class has the hots for me. everytime i feel her eyes all over my bod, i glance up and she gives me this promiscuous look of seduction. i have an exam comin up. i cant deal with all these people crushin on me. THE BOARD IS OVER THERE NOT ON MY ASS. ITS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE ROOM THAN MY ASS. well ( Read more... )

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the_ala_menthe June 14 2006, 02:34:06 UTC

I thorougly enjoyed that entry. If this was a myspace blog, I would give you kudos!

_havemylettuce June 16 2006, 20:56:52 UTC

well thank you for the concept of a kudos ;D

liatisnotadot June 14 2006, 18:54:16 UTC

i smiled when i read this entry, with hints of giggling, garnished with a dab of head shaking. by the way, i want to invite the fam to my apartment this weekend and cook some dinner. sorta like a fam-dinner-at-apartment-in-which-i-reside type deal.

so when did my sweet little sister start crushing on 30-something or 40-something year old men? i ask you.

Lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve, Liat

_havemylettuce June 16 2006, 21:08:23 UTC

read the first line of your comment. you sound like a chef on the food network. haha
oh and look! the next line involves cooking! what a coincidence. liat, that's a pleasant idea but i highly recommend that you don't cook in your apartment. at least nothing that involves fire, okay? aaahahahhahaha btw, you dont have cooking tools! how ya gona pull that off? i have many questions to ask you, i'm just going to call you right now.

your v key is broke, Karen
haha

ps- i've liked old men since i was tiny and unable verbalize it. and once i could talk, i learned how to keep secrets :D until now of course

just kidding.
old guys are gross ew

dear father-of-my-unborn-child-you-sick-son-ofa-bitch, plantplants June 14 2006, 23:15:05 UTC

this is beautiful! one very special entry enhancing the beauty of this ugly world! you've helped make it pretty outt derrr in the real world, once more with feeling. this is melissa, by the way, just in case you missed that memo. i really did send out a memo, you know like as if livejournal were an office and i was the big bad boss and it was one of those memos that if you missed, you got fired. GOOD THING YOU GOT THAT MEMO. on a more personal note, are you enjoy your position at this office at this current moment? watch your answer missy, it might be the very last thing you say.
now onto the actually commenting of your actual journal:
i found it humorous and arousing. useage of enlightened words was excellent.
i give you a 4 out of 5.

also, measure this comment. i guaranteed a precise size and i do believe i accomplished that goal.
athankyou
luvvvv youuu XDD

Re: dear father-of-my-unborn-child-you-sick-son-ofa-bitch, _havemylettuce June 16 2006, 21:18:41 UTC

dear boss,
I DONT NEED YOUR MEMOS TO SUCCEED IN THIS JOB! IF YOU GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY, SAY IT TO MY FACE! ..you can't fire me. i'm all you got. I'M THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS! rahh! RAHHH!
sincerely, employee of the year

nice big words. i know youre proud. i'm proud too. ;D
and thank you for 4 outa 5. i always like, when i'm pouring out my guts and emotions in a journal entry, to be rated. XD

i measured the comment haha with my fingers like you said. you did fantastic.

live love learn,
karen