I GOT A MUHFUGGIN YOUTUBE ACCOUNT NIGGAS
http://www.youtube.com/porkygrl69

hopefully in the near future my account will be jampacked wit bullshit dat don't even matta! youtube is AWESOME

k...

i'll start off with: yesterday, i had horrible diarrhea at work for the last few hours. every time someone made a fucking joke, i had to squeeze my butt cheeks together n suck it up so i could finish my time n get paid for da rest of da night.

also, i constantly cringe at the thought of not having enough time. i think about what i'm doing with ( Read more... )

1) Answer the questions below.
2) Take each answer and type it into Photobucket
3) Take any picture from the first page of results and post. (click on the picture and copy the HTML code)
You can't copy the persons answers who posted this before you!

1. The age you will be on your next birthday?

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reasons why i like dis video
1 it's like yaknow motivational n shit
2 the length of da video is 4 minutes n 20 seconds know what i'm sayin? yeeahh!!!!!
3 it's got real good music, without which, i don't believe i'd enjoy at all n also
4 i feel like an asshole watchin it
here's a video of a big girl in a dif way ;-)

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if i could meet dis bitch ( Read more... )

you know what i'm gona write here. why bather?

ps-ahah

so anything you say i mean me not you youll type stop it not yet dont ahhh i dno what to say i cant know whats on my mind when someones typing it and i can hear it good i dno what to say like i know it is i hate you stop it some kinda sick joke right next to me sleeping no noooo nay are you with me yay or nay which one means yes yep thatsa funny ( Read more... )

fuckin physics

i wanna cry right now. but i'm too tired to cry. so instead i'm posting an lj entry. gooooooooood idea.

Ron Jeremy is a sweet man.

i think the chick to the right of me in my math class has the hots for me. everytime i feel her eyes all over my bod, i glance up and she gives me this promiscuous look of seduction. i have an exam comin up. i cant deal with all these people crushin on me. THE BOARD IS OVER THERE NOT ON MY ASS. ITS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE ROOM THAN MY ASS. well ( Read more... )

happy birthday karen ;D ( Read more... )