I know a whole group of people who could benefit from your antics, Mr. Pierce! An entire company's worth, you could say. *grins to self* Need any help smacking idiots with a fish?
Oh! Stupid me, forgot to introduce myself. Claire Redfield, at your service!
Well, if you smacked these people, war'd sure come to a screeching halt! And there'd be a whole lot of police officers who'd be thanking you for life!
*blushes slightly* Sidekick? Hardly; consider me a partner. I don't play second fiddle to anybody! ...Well, only if there's a good reason!
I don't need anything examined. A couple bruised ribs, a sprained shoulder, and a few cuts and bruises. But I've gotten somebody to handle those already. Thanks for the offer, though!
Well... maybe the shoulder. The guy who sprained it did a real job on it. (I *hate* that guy so much for smacking me around!)
He smirks. "I like the way you think lad. Of course if that worked, trout would be extinct from overuse."
--- ooc: You write an amazing Hawkeye; it feels like I'm reading something from a lost episode. And I blame you for my sudden M*A*S*H craving. Please keep up the good work. :)
Hmmm good point, maybe we could set up little mini-trout farms, and I could patent the treatment so things don't get out of hand, literally. Well, it was a pleasant daydream if nothing else.
And you calling me lad? Makes me feel about twelve years old again. *with a smile and a shrug* Not that that's a bad thing, but just don't expect me to be calling you 'Sir' anytime soon. I have enough trouble calling my actual bonafide superiors that.
The name's Pierce by the way, Hawkeye Pierce. *grins*.
OOC: Thanks for your comment! Hehe and I will try to do my best to keep Hawkeye entertaining everyone. I am a M*A*S*H junkie and I'm proud! ;)
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Oh! Stupid me, forgot to introduce myself. Claire Redfield, at your service!
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Oh yes, every superhero needs a faithful sidekick. Especially if she's a dish. *wink* What would your name be? The Scarlet Mackerel?
Hello Claire, a pleasure to meet you. And let me be humbly at your service. I'm good with my hands, need anything examined?
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*blushes slightly* Sidekick? Hardly; consider me a partner. I don't play second fiddle to anybody! ...Well, only if there's a good reason!
I don't need anything examined. A couple bruised ribs, a sprained shoulder, and a few cuts and bruises. But I've gotten somebody to handle those already. Thanks for the offer, though!
Well... maybe the shoulder. The guy who sprained it did a real job on it. (I *hate* that guy so much for smacking me around!)
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ooc: You write an amazing Hawkeye; it feels like I'm reading something from a lost episode. And I blame you for my sudden M*A*S*H craving. Please keep up the good work. :)
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And you calling me lad? Makes me feel about twelve years old again. *with a smile and a shrug* Not that that's a bad thing, but just don't expect me to be calling you 'Sir' anytime soon. I have enough trouble calling my actual bonafide superiors that.
The name's Pierce by the way, Hawkeye Pierce. *grins*.
OOC: Thanks for your comment! Hehe and I will try to do my best to keep Hawkeye entertaining everyone. I am a M*A*S*H junkie and I'm proud! ;)
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"Sounds like you keep your superiors busy; if you called me Sir, I’m sure there would be some grand scheme behind it."
With a slight smile he concludes, “Well then Pierce, call me Macbeth and we'll forgo the 'lad' and 'sir' business.”
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