You know it’s crazy, but I can remember as if it were yesterday. I was just a kid, eleven or twelve. My mom had passed on suddenly, and Dad was an emotional wreck. Well, I guess you could say that we both were; clinging to each other like two men lost at sea. It was hard for me, not having mom around anymore, but I think it was harder on my dad. It ( Read more... )

A Want advert posted up at the M*A*SH 4077th Bulletin board:Dashing, tall, dark, vaguely handsome doctor of the male persuasion, single, not yet fully housebroken, seeks willing female companion for close encounters of the romantic kind ( Read more... )

I presume, gentle reader, that you’re waiting with baited breath and jaded eye, to be regaled with a tale of an heroic effort on my part to overcome insurmountable odds in pursuit of some laudable goal. A triumph of the human spirit, an epic saga to rival such literary gems as Beowulf or the Aeneid. An inspiring anecdote about a humble doctor like ( Read more... )

Continued from here

"You don't have to take care of me. But I would like to help you...Of course, I mean...Cordy was always much better at all of that than I was, but I know just as much about anatomy. Actually, I know more...and I'm not a bit squeemish, because nothing like a little demon gore to take that right out of a girl ( Read more... )

Most people, when asked, would probably have said that Nurse Winslow’s rapunzel-like golden hair, or charming dimpled smile were her best feature. I strongly disagreed with that assessment. Oh, don’t get me wrong, her hair was like radiant sunshine or the finest strands of spun gold, and her smile could have launched a thousand naval ships and ( Read more... )

I protest, kind sirs, forsooth! There is no way I would get that 'sex' score unless it was supposed to reflect how often I get it (or more accurately don't get it), rather than actual skill level. I worked damn hard for to be crowned the 'Don Juan' of the 38th Parallel!

They're right about the socks though...

Ghandhi once said, “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime ( Read more... )

Definitely the latter. Skepticism is my middle name. Okay it’s actually Franklin, but still… I’m not a 'Mr Rose Tinted Spectacles' by any means. I tend to question and doubt everything. If I had to call someone gullible I’d pick Frank, or Radar or maybe Father Mulcahy, but me? I am cynicism and disillusionment personified. Try to sell me the ( Read more... )

And you all thought I'd skip this one didn't you? *sly smile ( Read more... )

I am the Natural

Childhood is the golden paradise we are always consciously or unconsciously trying to re-create. The Natural embodies the longed-for qualities of childhood - spontaneity, sincerity, unpretentiousness. In the presence of Naturals, we feel at ease, caught up in their playful spirit, transported back to that golden age. Adopt the ( Read more... )