Fantastic! Dylan is vampire a girl could get used to. Could do without Glory; bitch doesn't like you takin' over her place. *shrugs* The bug toddlers are growing into somethin' most probably useful ( Read more... )

Oh, that Dylan is just such a bloody help around hell! He's helped me make snowcone upon snowcone for the kiddies. And he's repenting for his sins! What a good lad. 'Course, I have to torture him proper to help him atone, but we all do our share ( Read more... )

Hell has turned out to be such a nice place. I think 'm doin' an okay job running it. Glory was such a lovely girl and gave me control. People are ice skating and frolicking and even the most dirty sinners have begun to repent ( Read more... )

Heh.

I just saw a stereotypical looking Satanic demon walking around with Bill Gates' soul on a diamond studded leash.

Hell is funny.

What the devil is goin' on down 'ere? Hell's goin' to pieces, I swear! I 'eard that hot (I heard 'e's pretty randy, too, hmm...) pixie beat up Seth! Well, good on 'im, but what? Seth certainly isn't goin' to be pleased 'bout this, I reckon. Bugger, if he gets Glory's knickers in a twist, I'm bound to be in pain 'cause of it. *sighs ( Read more... )

...I find me namesake to be very dull.

*looks at all the boys*

Someone bang me into the ground. Better yet, all of you do so.

*considers the newer arrivals*

*checks out vampdylan*

I'd shag 'im.

There we have it. Got a nice hook up directly to Sunnydale. Like little security cameras. I can see all that's goin' on.

It took a while and much chantin', but it's done.

I really 'ave too much time on me hands. I really shouldn't care. Really should want nothin' to do with that bloody city.

Damn morbid curiosity.

You know, it's bloody boring here in hell ( Read more... )

What do you mean there are no Playgirls?!?!