You know, a funny thing happened to me tonight ( Read more... )

*enters a room where a man has sunken to the ground, his arms chain above his head ( Read more... )

*leans back in her chair and smirks*

Brought me somethin' nice and pretty, did you?

*a local priest nods and lays down jewels that once resided in the church*

Good. I like that. I won't burn down your church and kill your Sunday followers, then. Well, again anyway. Get out of my sight, Father. *frightened, the man scrabbles away ( Read more... )