'Ello All. I am Helena Bonham Carter. No I am not related to the other Carter's that are already here. You may remember me from such movies as Fight Club and Planet of the Apes, the new one.

My number is helenaishyper I hope to hear from Everyone.

So in case everyone doesn't know I was the one that had to tell Sean that 'is wife was giving 'im custody of 'is youngest child Evie. 'Is ex-wife just called me up and asked me if I would do 'er a favor. Being the good friend I am I told 'er of course I would. She told me she was really busy and that she couldn't take care of Evie. so I offered to ( Read more... )

*laughs evilly* I am so incredibly bad. If you all 'aven't 'eard yet I called up Sean Bean's ex-wives a week ago and started to work out a plan to get him back for what 'e did to me. Upon 'earing that they got engaged I put my plan into action. I flew all of his exes to LA. I met 'im and Emma at the airport and drove them to Emma's 'ouse. ( Read more... )

This post is for Gary. Spam away Love.

*smiles* I have had the chance to connect with some very interesting people recently. *smiles* it has been a really great time these past few weeks. I will be moving in with Sean soon. Oh! I hear Billy Ta Ta for now

*smiles* the past few Days have been fun. I have been spending lots of time with Sean Bean. He is a complete Gentleman when the time calls for it. although I'm sure he didn't want me to say that. *laughs* I have been giving Billy to TIm and Amber a lot recently so I could go out and enjoy myself. and for once I have. *smiles*

*laughs* I am a very bad mother. I forgot my son's four month birthday. *nods* Oh well I thin I made up for it. Amber dear I made a bit of a mess of your house. Don't worry though I did cean it up. However there are toys all over the place. I have had a great time here in LA with Amber's pets. I have even met a few people. That has been nice too ( Read more... )

*pouts* I'm upset. Not that anyone cares. do you know why I am upset? No. Of course you don't. Well I tell you why I'm bloody upset. No One Talks To ME! I 'ave 'ad maybe three people talk to me. Only one of them on a regular basis. That would be Amber. Don't get me wrong I love talking to her, but I would also like to other people. helenaishyper ( Read more... )

I had a nice Chat with Michelle Branch today. *nods* I was even invited to a party by my dear friend Amber. It was a smashing good time ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday Amber!

I'll send you your gift later.