Thank you for your continued support of THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC. Here is the waiver/income tax report/complaint form/other: NOTE (underline one) you have requested. If you should have any concerns you feel the Ministry should know about, kindly dial the numbers 6-2-4-2 on any muggle TELEPHONE or send an OWL addressed to the MINISTRY OF MAGIC.
Then where is it? I had to speak to goblins, Shaklebolt. I don't even speak goblin! It's causing a hold up in the Office of Admissions and Records. They are not good natured there.
I will not have to see those reports, Shaklebolt. Madame Bones wants copies of them. I have her memo right here, countersigned by Rufus Scrimgeor. You do know who that is, do you? He's the man who is more important than your boss in your department. Come along and we can show each other squiggly handwriting and have some coffee.
Progress Reports, Shaklebolt. Your official logs of your activities in your assignments and a full account of your expenses. After all, the Ministry would like to make sure there is not slack.
Very well, very well! I could file a report about your lack of cooperation, but I will be lenient for now. I have sent you copies of the memo. When you are done checking if I am shortchanging your department, kindly send me those records as soon as possible. If Madame Bones crushes her monacle in anger again, I will have to take it from your pay.
*flying memo sent to Shaklebolt containing authentic signatures of Amelia Bones and Rufus Scrimgeour*
TEN MINUTES! Kindly ask the Minister if he has gone mad. Does he think I can just drop things at a moments notice. And what is this about meeting Albus behind his back. If he's really so upset, he can come and see me.
Mister Moody, as highly regarded as you are in your field, let me remind you that it is the MINISTER of magic who wishes to speak with you. I will not ask him if he has gone mad. If he has indeed, that is his business. He is quite upset, however.
Well, please inform the "Minister" that it is inconvient for me to leave my office at this current time. If he needs to see me urgently, he can see me there.
Mister Moody, I should inform you that the Minister has gone red in the face and needs to sit down for a moment with a stiff drink. He shouted asked me to tell you that you will be in his office in...6 minutes now, or you will be dragged into his office by a bevvy of Aurors. And should those Aurors refuse to cooperate, then he-- Minister Fudge-- says he will have the the entire North Wing, where your department is located, demolished. Right now.
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Thank you for your continued support of THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC. Here is the waiver/income tax report/complaint form/other: NOTE (underline one) you have requested. If you should have any concerns you feel the Ministry should know about, kindly dial the numbers 6-2-4-2 on any muggle TELEPHONE or send an OWL addressed to the MINISTRY OF MAGIC.
Thank you.
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I will not have to see those reports, Shaklebolt. Madame Bones wants copies of them. I have her memo right here, countersigned by Rufus Scrimgeor. You do know who that is, do you? He's the man who is more important than your boss in your department. Come along and we can show each other squiggly handwriting and have some coffee.
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Very well, very well! I could file a report about your lack of cooperation, but I will be lenient for now. I have sent you copies of the memo. When you are done checking if I am shortchanging your department, kindly send me those records as soon as possible. If Madame Bones crushes her monacle in anger again, I will have to take it from your pay.
*flying memo sent to Shaklebolt containing authentic signatures of Amelia Bones and Rufus Scrimgeour*
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He says--
The Minister-- Minister Fudge says--
Mister Moody, I should inform you that the Minister has gone red in the face and needs to sit down for a moment with a stiff drink. He shouted asked me to tell you that you will be in his office in...6 minutes now, or you will be dragged into his office by a bevvy of Aurors. And should those Aurors refuse to cooperate, then he-- Minister Fudge-- says he will have the the entire North Wing, where your department is located, demolished. Right now.
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