Comments | _hemhem: No warning, no explanation.

_hemhem

No warning, no explanation.

Mar 11, 2007 20:56

I'm glad to find the Aurors are done going through my desk and are once again busy tracking down dark wizards. If anyone had but asked me if I knew anything about missing documents, I would have promptly answered "No." It would have saved us all this time and trouble. It would have kept my desk in order ( Read more... )

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rex_futurus March 11 2007, 13:57:14 UTC

Oh. WOW. I want one of those. Can I really have it? Does it do anything?

_hemhem March 11 2007, 14:13:37 UTC

Please take it. I can't stand the sight of it. It... It stands there and fixes you with that insufferable grin.

rex_futurus March 11 2007, 14:18:31 UTC

Gladly. Is it plastic? It can't hurt you, honestly. Just a toy.

_hemhem March 11 2007, 14:23:25 UTC

It is. Except for the hair, I believe. It offends my senses. It's a naked, anatomically incorrect toy.

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_hemhem March 13 2007, 00:23:56 UTC

So you are. I don't recall seeing you at work this week, I thought perhaps... Nevermind.

Me? Fired? Of course not, Shaklebolt. Don't be foolish.

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_hemhem March 13 2007, 08:58:09 UTC

Some all-important Auror mission that Moody does not feel comfortable enough to inform the Minister or the Minister's assistants, no-doubt. Forgive me for being concerned. I thought you might have gotten hurt.

The cards are often wrong, just like every form of faux-divination out there. The thought of cake is a thoughtful notion, however.

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