It's really quite sad when your department gets so little funding we've run out of biscuits and we actually have to buy out of our own money or wait until next month to have any at all ( Read more... )

HELP! HELP! CHILD SWARM HEADING THIS WAY! LOTS AND LOTS OF CHILDREN! THEY'RE GANGING UP ON ME! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP ( Read more... )

PAPERWORK! PAPERWORK! MY KINGDOM FOR SOME PAPERWORK!*

*Only valid between the hours of 8am and 5pm on weekdays, may only be exchanged for running around aimlessly outside and standing on guard, 'my kingdom' consists of the small spot of ground over which I currently survey whilst on duty for the Ministry and nothing else which I cannot lay claim ( Read more... )

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Oh, there are days I just want to pound my face into a brick wall, there really are ( Read more... )

You know, I was having a think yesterday at work. What if Muggles had something like this? You know, a journal system where they could rant on at the world and talk to each other. I wonder if they do. I mean, they have equivalents for most of our types of magic, so I do suppose they might ( Read more... )

Mollywobbles, dear, why are our kids significantly more red than normal? That doesn't look too healthy ( Read more... )

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Molly! MOLLY ( Read more... )