the motorway won't take a horse.

[rex_futurus]

You know, I was having a think yesterday at work. What if Muggles had something like this? You know, a journal system where they could rant on at the world and talk to each other. I wonder if they do. I mean, they have equivalents for most of our types of magic, so I do suppose they might

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[bilius_weasley]

Arthur, my dear brother! I will most certainly drop by. You know how much I love your wife's fruit pies. Although I don't think she appreciated it last time when I ate the whole thing before dinner. Ah, no matter.

I'll take your oldest children (Bill, Charlie, and Percy of course, but I have to admit I have a slight tendency to prefer Bill, as he is my namesake) around your garden and teach them how to properly remove a gnome, how about that? Let me assure you, it's quite a thrill!

[rex_futurus]

That's...well, one of those things. She lives, she knows you like the pies and don't do it to spite her. Well, I hope you don't do it to spite her.

BIAS! I detect bias! But that sounds like a plan. Watch Percy in the garden, though, he doesn't like the mud much.

[bilius_weasley]

No, of course I don't do it to spite her. Who can resist an unguarded piping hot rhubarb pie when it is innocently sitting on a counter, waiting to be eaten? Certainly not me, that's who.

Blimey, doesn't like the mud? What kind of little boy is he? I believe he will be given a mud bath, just so he can see how entertaining wet dirt can be.

[rex_futurus]

Luckily for the pie and the rest of us, it's apple today.

He's...an odd little boy, admittedly, but don't tease him, he gets enough of that from his brothers.

[nomudbloods]

Come off it. Muggles haven't got the sophistication for something like this.

[rex_futurus]

As I said, they have lots of equivalents of other things we do by magic, why not this?

[nomudbloods]

They haven't got the imagination.

[rex_futurus]

Like they haven't got the imagination to send people into space?

[mollysays_now]

Which electra-ma-doodle?

[rex_futurus]

The white one which makes the funny noise when you turn it.

[mollysays_now]

Oh, that one. Well, make sure you don't blow up the garage, I only just managed to get the burn marks off the walls from last time.

[rex_futurus]

I didn't blow it up...there was just a small fire. And a slight explosion. Nothing too...serious.