Shakespeare in the world of Arthur Weasley

May 31, 2008 22:16

PAPERWORK! PAPERWORK! MY KINGDOM FOR SOME PAPERWORK!*

*Only valid between the hours of 8am and 5pm on weekdays, may only be exchanged for running around aimlessly outside and standing on guard, 'my kingdom' consists of the small spot of ground over which I currently survey whilst on duty for the Ministry and nothing else which I cannot lay claim ( Read more... )

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_hemhem June 1 2008, 05:21:49 UTC
***I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

More paperwork, Arthur. Several charms that replicate that annoying car alarm sound muggles are fond of have been confiscated in Knockturn Alley recently, scaring some of the residents and businesses. Everyone's jumpy these days, and any sudden noises causes people to alert the Ministry about Death Eater activities. It's really very embarrassing. Be a dear and sort it out, will you?

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rex_futurus June 1 2008, 11:14:25 UTC
***actually, I didn't mean you. Be flattered.

BRILLIANT. Much better than running around, helping Mr Moody out. No offence, it's important work, but I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS. Car alarms would be wonderful. I'll get on it.

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