Jumping on the bandwaggon.

[_hemhem]

Comments

[poison_infrench]

((I'm gonna add you to my friends anyway. XD))

[le_etoile_noire]

((She totally should be approved. Like... now. I'm going to talk to her anyways. :P))

Wow. You're a bitch, aren't you?

[_hemhem]

(((yay! Playmate! :D )))

Excuse me? How did I become a bitch? I find you offensive as well, but I don't slap that on your face, do I?

[le_etoile_noire]

You're excused. You're just arrogant. I have no idea how you became that way, all I know is that you are.

Oh, I'm offensive? How so, may I ask?

[_hemhem]

You have some nerve calling me arrogant! It's not as if I regularly speak to you in corridors.

You keep the worst friends and they reflect very poorly on you, that's all I'm going to say.

[le_etoile_noire]

Oooh, she's gonna need some oil for that burn.

[_hemhem]

My name is Umbridge, thank you very much. I'm am neither squat and toadly. I'm sure dear Sirius can make up his own mind.

[reggie_b_cool]

Hello, Dolores. I didn't expect you to fall into this trend of keeping journals like these.

[_hemhem]

Hello, Regulus. I thought it would be interesting. I find myself getting more and more popular every minute. How are you?

[reggie_b_cool]

It really isn't so interesting as you would have originally thought. I'm glad to hear that, one achieves instantaneous popularity with these. I am doing all right. I could be better, but you know how it is. And yourself?

[_hemhem]

So I've found out. Your cousins have already started picking on me. They are rather violent, aren't they? I'm doing fine, thank you for asking.

I haven't seen you around the common room lately.

[academic_hobo]

There are loads of students in this school with 'enough self-restraint' to be shy, you know.

And I fail to see how roses are deceitful.

[_hemhem]

Really? I haven't noticed. This may be because I am surrounded by morons. Loud morons who like to get drunk so they have an excuse to be louder. No one is shy here.

They have thorns.

[academic_hobo]

Well, you are in Slytherin. If you weren't all getting drunk and shouting, we'd think somethin was wrong. If you hate your Housemates so much, have you considered branching out?

Well. Yes. Yes they do. But it's not as though having thorns is deceitful. Cacti have thorns too but you don't hear people shouting about their tricky cactus ways.

[_hemhem]

The other Houses are just as bad.

Cacti thorns are rather blatant with its presence. Rose thorns have a way of surprising you.