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_hemhem

The Madhouse

Jan 18, 2006 13:02

Why was I led away from my dormitory yesterday? Bella, who have you been dragging into our rooms? This really has to stop. I will have to send a letter to Professor Slughorn. Again ( Read more... )

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academic_hobo January 18 2006, 05:14:57 UTC

Isn't the uproar generally of a sexual nature? We are a hormone-driven lot after all. And better sex than murder.

_hemhem January 18 2006, 05:21:47 UTC

It usually is, yes. You --the general 'you', Benjamin, not 'you' yourself. I find you quite sensible.-- are all over-sized three year olds who titter and giggle immaturely about these things. But yes, better sex than murder, I suppose. Isn't there any other options?

academic_hobo January 18 2006, 05:27:01 UTC

I like to think of myself as reasonably sensible at times, so thank you kindly.

Don't think so. Me, I could settle for a nice bout of snogging and a bit of mischief. But we seem to be teetering between the two extremes of late.

_hemhem January 18 2006, 05:36:16 UTC

Well, for as long as you conduct yourself in private, I don't see how that can be a problem. However, the denizens in this school have the tendency to have the sense of humor and facination of toddlers. Are we? I don't believe I've heard anything about murders.

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golden_grin January 18 2006, 05:24:28 UTC

Delores, how have you been, darling.

Listen, about the ulcers?

YOU AND ME BOTH!

_hemhem January 18 2006, 05:34:04 UTC

I have been doing well, Gilderoy. Thank you for asking. And you?

I have been thinking about it, and I think the only way to fix this problem is Ethnic Cleansing. Just... get rid of the wastes of protein.

golden_grin January 18 2006, 05:35:59 UTC

I am in favor of that. Can we start with Dolohov? He is quite obnoxious. Not to mention unattractive and a mistake since before birth.

_hemhem January 18 2006, 05:37:24 UTC

That is the best idea I've heard. We should make a petition to send him away!

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truth_speaks January 18 2006, 05:34:16 UTC

There's always an uproar around here. I figure it's the hormones.

_hemhem January 18 2006, 05:36:39 UTC

Quite spot on, Lovegood.

scandalqueen January 18 2006, 05:40:41 UTC

Most of us hate having to share oxygen with you too Umbridge.

_cissy_black_ January 18 2006, 05:42:12 UTC

A lot of us could say the same about you.

_hemhem January 18 2006, 05:50:30 UTC

And you as well.

_cissy_black_ January 18 2006, 05:58:50 UTC

Hey now, what have I done to you?

At least I dont have sex in our dormitory or around you. that's what my sisters do...

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_hemhem January 18 2006, 23:47:50 UTC

But alienating is such fun, Kingsley!

By the way, what happened to your hair? I preferred it when you had it long.

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_hemhem January 18 2006, 23:52:33 UTC

Of course, Kingsley, dear. I was only joking. Although, I do enjoy the indignant replies.

I see. And do you like it? It's much too radical, isn't it?

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