So. NEWTs. I find myself completely unconcerned by them, as they can only mean that this whole farce will soon be over. All I can think about instead is what happens after. Maybe I could get a job with the Prophet, work my way up into a position where I can publish things other than sensationalism and fluff. But then, sensationalism and fluff ( Read more... )

Huh.

People are very, very strange. And I'm not sure whether that makes me happy or annoyed.

It has occured to me that the aliens may be using tonight's meteor shower as a cover for entering the atmosphere. If anyone needs me tonight, which I highly doubt as they'll be too busy doing unmentionable things, I'll be on the quidditch pitch.

( Private )

Because letting our lives stop because of the recent attack would be letting the terrorists win, I present to you:

( Independent Journal, Issue Two )

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Charlotte. I...GOD. Are you...can I talk to you?

FLETCHER, I DON'T CARE HOW SUICIDAL YOU ARE, YOU ARE DEAD. I HOPE BELLA TORTURES YOU TO WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE, SO THAT I CAN KILL YOU.

EDIT: I'm sorry. Forgive my talk of revenge. I...

never mind.

Something extraordinary has just happened. I can't give you the details just yet, but I will sy that when the Journal comes out it will be a special issue that will amaze and shock you all. I'm thinking of contacting the Prophet, maybe they would -- no, it's too early to say.... And thank you so very much, Gilderoy Lockheart.

I'm afraid my experiment last night was a failure. My fields didn't detect anything, not even any local wildlife or messenger owls. I did the spell right as far as I can tell, so I think the spells around Hogwarts might have been interfering ( Read more... )

Setting: Near the Forbidden Forest
Characters: anyone

( Looking for aliens )

I suggest everybody lay low for the next few days, because the geo-magnetic activity in this area has been unstable lately and I think a leyline's going to show up soon. If you go out, use proper protection -- I've found an anfulmen charm works pretty well ( Read more... )