and what a dark and dreary thursday it is, too...rain coming down in sheets, window panes covered in a film of dirty water, the whole city is engulfed in this murky,post-rain haze. just how i like it. now all i need is a big storm, with lightning and roaring thunder and hot cocoa with marshmallows. i failed my driver's test today. everything ( Read more... )

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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/erotic_time_machine/

Bubblegum-smacking, flitting around happily, body vibrating with caffeine, face caked with blush --
(my papery lips crackle as I smile, my joints squeak as I walk, my head aches)
I am weary of this drunken giddiness, I am.

Peel the bandaid off my thigh; my cut is throbbing with an urgency
I have not seen in a long time.
it needs to breathe.
( let down the veil... )

i got into the university of chicago! college admissions are a mystery to me...i get accepted by the most selective school and get rejected/waitlisted by the rest (save bennington..)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

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..."Errwhol!" cried Vilprick Viktor, gesticulating wildly with a frothing bottle of champagne. "Bloody terrific party! Errwhol!" he exclaimed drunkenly, popping strawberry after strawberry into his mouth, smacking his lips as the ship lurched violently. It was a dark and stormy night, and the sea was roaring. But to Vilprick Viktor, nothing ( Read more... )

if you named your first two children salt and pepper, what would you name your third child?