BLOG. the word haunted me day and night. i had seen it and heard it ( Read more... )

I am almost done with my college essay and I am THRILLED. I spent so much time on it and made so little progress in proportion to the amount of time I spent on it. 3 days of sitting in front of that computer screen for HOURS making inch by inch progress, and all of a sudden, on the 4th day I write a whole new draft in a fucking hour? Sigh ( Read more... )

When teeth became touched with decay or were otherwise ailing, the doctor knew of but one thing to do--he fetched his tongs and dragged them out. If the jaw remained, it was not his fault.
- Mark Twain's Autobiography

last night i went to a restaurant that had no light. we sat in total darkness, ate in total darkness, talked and laughed in total darkness. it was intense. i created a picture in my mind of what the restaurant looked like but i'm sure it looks completely different. we stuck our tongues out at the waitress but she didn't see. at first i felt ( Read more... )

can someone tell me how to make these pictures smaller?

I'm going to go eat something delicious (meringues) and then go to sleep! I'm excited! My uvula is pulsating!( click here for a good time! )

Mr deCav: you go to Brookline yet?
flyingsideburnco: yeah i went
flyingsideburnco: about 2 weeks ago
flyingsideburnco: it was unf

ha! "it was unf!"

oh yeah. unf to yo ma.

Hello! I was trying to write my college essay and I just couldn’t think of anything to write, so after a half an hour of staring at the blank screen I just started writing and this is what came out.

( Farewell Old Fart, Farewell )