Hokay, so, here's the earth ( Read more... )

I am smoke

Fuck the AP
Fuck, fuck, Fuck the AP

...World History exam

Today was pretty alright ( Read more... )

hoouligan: Are you a Homo Sapien?
SmarterChild: What's your deal anyway? You keep asking about my sexuality...

Mmm-tss-mmm-tss-mmm-tss-mmm-tss-mmm-tss... (techno music continues in background ( Read more... )

I heard the funniest thing ever today.

"She'd fuck anything. She'd fuck a board if it had a heartbeat." -Aj

Painting for the Foss Creek Cleanup got brown paint all over my jeans :(

I got hit in the side of the face with a phone today.

Go for the gold? Yeah. It's mine ( Read more... )

Dear Nathan's stomach,
I cordially invite you either A) remove the knife you stuck in yourself; or B) throw up already. Thanks for your concern.
Your friend, Nathan Houle