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Suicide
Dear world, so... at my awesome new-ish job at Blogads, I get to play with all kinds of internet-y things. I get to think about the future and walk around barefoot and, well, stuff ( Read more... ) -
3 Brazillion
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying : "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a -
Goldwater
My grandparents are here from Florida, visiting and helping out with the wee ones this weekend ( Read more... ) -
Allerleirauh
There was once upon a time a King who had a wife with golden hair, and she was so beautiful that her equal was not to be found on earth. It came to pass that she lay ill, and as she felt that she must soon die, she called the King and said, "If thou wishest to marry again after my death, take no one who is not quite as beautiful as I am, and who ( Read more... )
