happy birthday to me!

A very long time ago I came across this website that had lists of obscure holidays and I thought, "Ooh how interesting!" but I never actually looked at it again. Then a couple of days ago Trevor mentioned some obscure holiday and now I'm back in my obscure holiday celebrating mood (although I was never in one before, but that's not the point). So ( Read more... )

Apparently my dad has this crazy cousin that's in town today. The thing is that he hates her. A lot. So, to prevent her from finding us out, he unplugged all of our phones instead of,like a normal person, repeatedly telling her that she had the wrong number every time she called. And now, I have to walk all the way upstairs just to get Ellen to ( Read more... )

I'm incredibly excited today. My mom finally agreed to let me take violin lessons. Now, when I sit at home on Saturday nights listening to classical music, I won't have to cry because I really suck at the violin. I can just sit there and cry for the normal reasons, like not having any friends because I smell like pee and because everyone calls ( Read more... )

So earlier tonight (technically yesterday) I was crossing main street on my bike while it was dark out and some guy definitely hit my bike. The light had turned green while I was halfway across the street so I thought "oh crap" and sped up. Then I was halfway on the sidewalk when I thought "oh man, this car isn't slowing down. he's going to hit ( Read more... )

I'm so excited. Today I applied for my passport for Italy. All I need now is for life to fast-forward 6 month to March. And luggage, I need luggage.

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Gene Ray, craziest man on the web.

I haven't updated in awhile so I've just been lurking around my friends list being a dirty, dirty voyeur, but now all that's over.(sigh)

Is it wrong that I'm only three days into my junior year and I'm flipping out about SAT's and choosing a college? Because I am.

"Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed ( Read more... )

I went out earlier this evening to avoid people. That sounds silly but I think it's a good idea. I mean if you're just there at your house you're a goddamn sitting duck. Someone could just call you and make you talk to them and you would have very few excuses not to. But! If you are somewhere outside your home where your friends normally don't ( Read more... )