I'm going to grow a beard so I can be a super cool indie rocker and I don't care what anyone says. Never underestimate the testosterone level of a determined woman.

I would really like to make a knock off of Sour Patch Kids candy. It would look like the Sour Patch Kids and be sour and fruity tasting like the Sour Patch Kids. Only it would be called Sour Patch Children. I can't tell if that would infringe on any copyrights though.

Yesterday I went to my grandmother's house all day long and played with my family. Except I don't speak to my family that much, so I just sat around various places in Whitehall and was uncomfortable. But, while I was there I said a couple things to my mother and my grandmother ( Read more... )

Many of you don't know this(everyone except my dad), but I'm on a mission. A mission so important I must follow every word in the next sentence with a period. Drinking. My. Weight. In. Water. Or more like seeing how long it takes me to drink my weight in water without actually damaging any internal organs and or having a stroke. I started ( Read more... )

http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Rhinoceros%20Party%20of%20Canada

http://www.absolutelyabsurdparty.ca/policy.html

So on the last day of exams/ the first day of summer vacation I get a cold.

So apparently I watch the news too much. First it was the cicada dream and now it's about Ronald Reagan. So last night I had this dream where I was in this museum office place and I was running around with some guy and some girl trying to break into offices without being noticed. The only problem was that Ronald Reagan had divorced his wife to ( Read more... )

I was reading the diary of Anne Frank yesterday when I came across this from November of '43(Anne's prized pen had accidentally been put in the fire):

"I have one consolation, although a slender one: my fountain pen has been cremated, just what I want later!"

I don't think I'll be able to finish this book.

http://www.popvssoda.com/countystats/total-county.html

It's pop and if anyone says otherwise I'll stab them in the eye with a sharpened Bic pen.

So I've been reading other people's live journal's and I've realized I'm not emo enough to have a real live journal ( Read more... )