My favorite lip gloss is strawberry, my inner eye color is brown, I attracted a fair amount of men (mmhmmm...), guys like that I'm sensitive(but not in that "cry at the drop of a hat" sort of way), I'm a cautious red light dater, I'm an exotic beauty, I should date a Swede, I'm a peppermint cappuchino, and my boyfriend and I should move in together ( Read more... )

"We had a stab wound to the arm from a kid who was trying to kill a cicada on the arm of another child but unfortunately he was using a knife,"

Merry May Day!

One of my arms is really sore and I don't know why. Also, I had a lot of fun at prom.

If I were a super hero my super power would be procrastination.

"Rocks Can't Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?" - Anna Reed (grade 6)

http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
Everybody needs a bosom

O, the silly things the radio puts in my head.

peanut butter cookies.
cheay.

Dear "Mother" Nature:

We all know you're really father time in drag so you can cut out the act.

Sincerely,
Sara

The fattest squirrel I have ever seen is sitting in my driveway. I'm going to go eat it...

...with my car! Okay, that's a lie. I don't have a car.